How can I lose weight easily

I don"t know what to do anymore, I am in desperate need to lose some weight and I don"t know how can i lose weight easily. I do not have all the time of the world, I don"t have two or three months as the party is close at hand and I need to look fine at it! you stop yelling at me and better explain all the stuff to me as it should be! I don"t know what you think of it and what it means to you really, but I expect it to be a fine conversation anyway. I hope that you will give me some useful advices on how can I lose weight fast and easily. You must know some ways to achieve that, don"t you? actually we shouldn"t be talking to each other on that at all, as there are so many things that are meaningless in this respect that it is even too hard to tell that. as a matter of fact, it makes no difference what you eat but in what quantities, am I right? It is useless to say that people should eat six or seven small dishes each day instead of three big meals. This is the way thanks to which you can lose weight. Stop asking me how can I lose weight. That is what I would tell everybody if I were in shoes of the person that is being asked about such things. that would be the end of the conversation, you know? at this point you should think about certain things.